Do Bears Shit in the Woods?

That's what I think the concept behind the Charmin commercials are.... the momma and baby bear wiping their butts from back to front - front to back...that's nasty and an offensive thing to us deep thinkers out here...

anyway, speaking of commercials, remember Calvin from McDonald's? One day I's gon' serve fries boss!

Starter cap commercials were the coolest back in the day...first you buy the hat, then you flip the hat, then you slam the hat! it's a Starter cap!

I used to love the Starter jackets though... I always wanted a 79er's coat but my mom got me a Dallas Cowboys one instead..

Wait, who are the 79er's? I actually meant the 49er's...who remembers the gold rush of 1979?

But what about radio commercials? Have you ever heard a commercial come on the radio and think it's a new song? If not, that's never happened to me either.

But what about the decent commercials that you're geniunely interested in and want to jot down the number but you CAN'T because you're freakin' DRIVING!!!!

I HATE THAT!

You know what else I hate? Me neither. But when I think of it I'll let you know.