E=mc's2

E standing for egnorance, of course : )

I'ma sucka for cornrows and manicured toes...aaaahhh, wake up and smell the ignorance ladies and gentleman.

But let's focus on some of rap's great mathematical blunders shall we?

Creative license my a$$!

"My paragraph alone is worth 5 mics
A 12 song LP, that's 36 mics!!!"
- Redman from 5 Boroughs (1999)

He sounded pretty sure of himself, did he not?

"38 revolve like the sun around the earth"
- Jay-Z from It's Hot (1999)

Hmmmm. The Earth spins on its axis- taking 24 hours to do so. It also revolves around the sun taking 365 days - or a year. But, I guess it's all relative...see how I just tied in the title of my post! Get it. It's all "relative" as in theory of relativity! Aww forget it!

Ok. Benefit of the doubt here speaking, some have argued that the sun revolves around the earth but it has also been argued that the earth is flat! Damn you Jiggaman for making me think!!!!!!!!!

"I'm your worse nightmare squared, thats double for niggas who ain't mathematically aware.."
-Cannibus and Common

The last time I checked squaring something doesn't double it. Tsk tsk tsk. I guess "common" sense isn't so common after all. (special shout out to The Kidd!)