Let's Talk Dirty

in case you forgot what I looked like...

well, actually I'm just having a vain moment and thought this picture was just too cute to sit in my phone doing nothing.

She's your queeeen to-oo beeeee!!! A vi-sion, of perf-eccctiooonn!

Ok, maybe it's not that cute but still, I rarely take good photos. Enough about me- let's talk dirty.

You ever get intimate with someone and scratch their back and notice that you have a lot of brown stuff under your nails?

That's never happened to me...

and then when you look at their back you can see the marks where you've scrapped off the dirt. Especially if they're sweaty. But this has never happened to me so...

You know what else is dirty? When people eat grapes out of the grocery store. Stop eating those dirty grapes!!! That's not cool.

Would you lick the outside of a banana without a condom on it...excuse me, (just had a flashback) I mean after merely wiping it off on your shirt?! It's not clean! Don't eat fruit in the grocery store!!!!! Stop doing it!!!! What else can I say to get through to you people?! I know someone is gonna go right into Stop and Shop and sample a grape anyway. Not to mention the fact that you're STEALING!!!!