When I Was a Kid...Part IV
Is it part IV already? Wow. Well let's get right to it then.
When I lived with my grandmother her living room had a foul smelling odor to it. It grew increasingly unbearable and one day we couldn't take it anymore. It smelled as if something had crawled into the house and died.
So we're looking around trying to uncover this mystery and we finally look into the chimney. What we found was the most digusting thing I'd ever seen up close...
A snake had tried to eat a rat legs first and the rat's limbs bent backwards choking the snake to death. Both the snake and the rat were decaying right there in our living room. Yuk.
Speaking of digusting, one day I stepped on a piece of glass and hurt my foot. For days it was so sore but it felt good in an odd kind of way. So I kept picking at the sore even after it had healed. Well one day I was busy picking at it and picking at it until the sore re-opened and the piece of glass popped out!
Speaking of hidden treasures, (don't you just love how well I segue?) for years I had a beauty mark -not a mole- on my big toe. My mom and sisters all have this same mole- I mean beauty mark. One day, it mysteriously disappeared.
Remember Dougie Howser MD? Who used to watch Roc faitHfully? I sure did. What about Amen? And The Wonder Years? I used to love Designing Women but I need to talk about that in another post....
When I lived with my grandmother her living room had a foul smelling odor to it. It grew increasingly unbearable and one day we couldn't take it anymore. It smelled as if something had crawled into the house and died.
So we're looking around trying to uncover this mystery and we finally look into the chimney. What we found was the most digusting thing I'd ever seen up close...
A snake had tried to eat a rat legs first and the rat's limbs bent backwards choking the snake to death. Both the snake and the rat were decaying right there in our living room. Yuk.
Speaking of digusting, one day I stepped on a piece of glass and hurt my foot. For days it was so sore but it felt good in an odd kind of way. So I kept picking at the sore even after it had healed. Well one day I was busy picking at it and picking at it until the sore re-opened and the piece of glass popped out!
Speaking of hidden treasures, (don't you just love how well I segue?) for years I had a beauty mark -not a mole- on my big toe. My mom and sisters all have this same mole- I mean beauty mark. One day, it mysteriously disappeared.
Remember Dougie Howser MD? Who used to watch Roc faitHfully? I sure did. What about Amen? And The Wonder Years? I used to love Designing Women but I need to talk about that in another post....
posted by Mary at 6:33 PM
4 Comments:
How funny you should mention that...People always tell me I look like Meshach Taylor!!! :) Speaking of homosexuals...is it tru that Uncle Phil from The Fresh Prince is gay?? Anyway, I used to LOVE Roc. My only problem is there is NO WAY a guy like Roc could've bagged a hottie like Eleanor in real life. That's a trend in sitcoms. Fat guys w/ pretty little wives. I think that's a trava-sham-mockery!!!
I had the BIGGEST crush on Vicky, the robot from Small Wonder. I never had any robot tang but I imagine it would be great. She was such a little cutie. I also used to like Six from Blossom but not after she went on the Parkers. I also liked Cherrie from Punky Brewster. I was a perverted child. I also used to hope that when I grew up I'd look like Calvin from 227. He was such a player for getting Brenda.
The Kidd, you are such an arse. You wanted to bone a robot? When's the last time you heard someone say "bone"?
And you wanted to look like Calvin?
Wouldn't have been phat if Calvin was the same Calvin from the Mcdonald's commercials?
Hi its smurfette, My blog went Kaput! anyhooo....
I loved 227 too!!! you guys just keep bringin it back for me. I loved Pearl though I was alaws a sucker for the old ladies, her and Sophia from the golden girls, loved em.
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