My first rollercoaster ride...
I went to Six Flags yesterday and decided to take a chance and accomplish something that I've never done before.... so I decided to go on the craziest roller coaster in the park -Superman- Ride of Steel:
that first drop is the worst, I felt like I was having an anxiety attack. Then to make matters worse I think I suffered a neck injury. The next morning I had a stiff neck and I felt nauseous. I'm never doing that again. The next ride I went on was a new attraction called Pandemonium. It had lots of twists and turns but was way too short if you enjoy stuff like that.
What kills me is the cost of food inside the park. A slice of bread with sauce smeared on it topped with cheese is almost $7!
Anyway, I did something else I thought I'd never do. I wore a bikini for the first time! I always thought of bikini's as walking around in your underwear but I quickly got over that phobia and jumped into the urine saturated pool with the rest of the happy-go-lucky-I-don't-care-if-I'm-basically-bathing-with-complete-strangers.
Whew! those hypens are a pain in the butt- they completely threw me off track and I'm no longer sure of what my point was. I guess I could always scroll back up and read my statement but I'm too cool for that.
Oh yeah, my bikini. The bottoms were boy shorts instead of the traditional looking ones. I kept trying in vain to pull them down a bit so my camel toe wouldn't show.
that first drop is the worst, I felt like I was having an anxiety attack. Then to make matters worse I think I suffered a neck injury. The next morning I had a stiff neck and I felt nauseous. I'm never doing that again. The next ride I went on was a new attraction called Pandemonium. It had lots of twists and turns but was way too short if you enjoy stuff like that.
What kills me is the cost of food inside the park. A slice of bread with sauce smeared on it topped with cheese is almost $7!
Anyway, I did something else I thought I'd never do. I wore a bikini for the first time! I always thought of bikini's as walking around in your underwear but I quickly got over that phobia and jumped into the urine saturated pool with the rest of the happy-go-lucky-I-don't-care-if-I'm-basically-bathing-with-complete-strangers.
Whew! those hypens are a pain in the butt- they completely threw me off track and I'm no longer sure of what my point was. I guess I could always scroll back up and read my statement but I'm too cool for that.
Oh yeah, my bikini. The bottoms were boy shorts instead of the traditional looking ones. I kept trying in vain to pull them down a bit so my camel toe wouldn't show.
posted by Mary at 12:45 PM
3 Comments:
I never get enough of you sunshine...So, are you saying you didn't enjoy the roller coaster ride one bit? I mean what's better than dangling in the air with a bunch of screaming lunatics? LOL
And what a beautiful came toe it is!!! I actually thought camels had hoofs??? Anyway, I digress....I tend to do that when I think of a woman's crotch. So nice...and handsome....and happy....and strong....Wait..I did it again, huh? Anyway, nice Blog. Seeing as though that was your first time on a roller coaster, I'm sure everyone's dying to know when you got out of prison!!
Aaah, so coy for someone born in the year of the sheep. HA! HA! HA!
But thanks for the compliment on the camel hoof. (just doesn't flow the same does it?)
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