Ejaculatte' and Cat Vagina
Watch how you treat these nasty fast food restaurant workers. The uncleanliness of food is a serious matter. So serious, that I have taken precious time out of my busy schedule to bring you...
TALES FROM THE KITCHEN!
I have three horrifying stories about a well known restaurant, Dunk 'Nuts (names have been changed to protect privacy).
First up is the case of the ejaculatte'...I know a guy who used to work there and he actually ejaculated into the latte mix! I jive you not! Makes you look at that frothy cream in a whole 'nother light, doesn't it?
This guy is a repeat offender because he also put an acid trip in an old lady's muffin! For years I've wondered what happened to that old lady and what kind of hallucinations she experienced. This is a sad one because it could have killed her.
Sidenote: Is it true that acid trips make you hallucinate because it causes blood from your brain to drip onto your spine? Someone told me that but I'm unsure of how true it is.
Sidestory: The Kidd has already heard this one but I know a guy who put a sheet of acid trips in his sock and walked home in the rain. Needless to say, his socks got soaked, causing the acid trips to melt into his skin. From that day forward he thinks he's a glass of milk and is afraid to lie down because he might spill out!
Anyway, the last incident was when someone threw out all the donuts before a new batch was made. So, they retrieved all the trashed donuts and put them back on the shelves. How disgusting is that?! This same restaurant tells it's employees "eat all the food you want for free as long as you eat it here". I think they just want to have a nice laugh at your expense while they watch you eat a cumcake and wash it down with an ejaculatte'...
that was crass... so what! It's my blog! take it or read it!
Ok, last story... and I've elluded to this one in my profile, so here it goes...
A lady presented to a local hospital complaining of stomach pain. She explained that she had eaten Chinese take out and had the chicken and broccoli. They rushed her to the ER and after testing the contents of her stomach found that she had eaten...cat vagina.
TALES FROM THE KITCHEN!
I have three horrifying stories about a well known restaurant, Dunk 'Nuts (names have been changed to protect privacy).
First up is the case of the ejaculatte'...I know a guy who used to work there and he actually ejaculated into the latte mix! I jive you not! Makes you look at that frothy cream in a whole 'nother light, doesn't it?
This guy is a repeat offender because he also put an acid trip in an old lady's muffin! For years I've wondered what happened to that old lady and what kind of hallucinations she experienced. This is a sad one because it could have killed her.
Sidenote: Is it true that acid trips make you hallucinate because it causes blood from your brain to drip onto your spine? Someone told me that but I'm unsure of how true it is.
Sidestory: The Kidd has already heard this one but I know a guy who put a sheet of acid trips in his sock and walked home in the rain. Needless to say, his socks got soaked, causing the acid trips to melt into his skin. From that day forward he thinks he's a glass of milk and is afraid to lie down because he might spill out!
Anyway, the last incident was when someone threw out all the donuts before a new batch was made. So, they retrieved all the trashed donuts and put them back on the shelves. How disgusting is that?! This same restaurant tells it's employees "eat all the food you want for free as long as you eat it here". I think they just want to have a nice laugh at your expense while they watch you eat a cumcake and wash it down with an ejaculatte'...
that was crass... so what! It's my blog! take it or read it!
Ok, last story... and I've elluded to this one in my profile, so here it goes...
A lady presented to a local hospital complaining of stomach pain. She explained that she had eaten Chinese take out and had the chicken and broccoli. They rushed her to the ER and after testing the contents of her stomach found that she had eaten...cat vagina.
posted by Mary at 2:36 PM
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