Five Do's and Don'ts when getting your a$$ whupped
Every now and then I try to give back to the community. You know, 'cuz I keeps it real. So here's five do's and don'ts when getting your ass whupped, hope this helps!
1. Cry like you've never cried before. This MIGHT reduce the harshness of your beating. A little sympathy can go a long way.
2. When your momma asks YOU to go get your OWN switch, don't come back with the tiniest, softest stick you can find. Because she'll just ask you to go back outside and get six more of those and then BRAID them together.
3. NEVER GRAB THE BELT! Self-explanatory.
4. Try to throw up if at all possible. On second thought, you might get it worse for messing up the carpet.
5. Don't say "I can't breathe." No one will ever believe you.
1. Cry like you've never cried before. This MIGHT reduce the harshness of your beating. A little sympathy can go a long way.
2. When your momma asks YOU to go get your OWN switch, don't come back with the tiniest, softest stick you can find. Because she'll just ask you to go back outside and get six more of those and then BRAID them together.
3. NEVER GRAB THE BELT! Self-explanatory.
4. Try to throw up if at all possible. On second thought, you might get it worse for messing up the carpet.
5. Don't say "I can't breathe." No one will ever believe you.
posted by Mary at 12:46 PM
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