Somewhere Over The Rainbow...
So yeah, I didn't title this post Taste The Rainbow because it was....slightly corny. Not that "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" isn't equally cheesy but...
Hey, "corny" and "cheesy". Let's think about this for a minute. What else could we have come up with to describe something dull and uninteresting? ricey? potatoey? mayonnaiseonly? pasta-ey? Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Let's stop.
On to the subject at hand. Gay people.
Trust me folks, I have nothing against gay people. Actually I do have one bone to pick with the gay men of the universe. Stop hogging all the halter tops!!! It is so hard to find halter tops and body glitter in the summer because of all the gay pride celebrations going on. Stay out of Windsor and Forever 21, that's my territory.
Speaking of territory, homos have completely taken over the churches. I remember when there was that one token gay dude in the church that directed the choir. No one ever really acknowledged his gayness except for the occasional comment about him being "funny". Yes, his pants were a couple of sizes too small and he wore finger waves in his hair but he could sing his a$$ off!
This is another thing you can add to the long list of differences between black and white people. In the catholic churches gay men were given a bad rep by the priests who molested young boys. Not to say that the same does not happen in the black churches but things such as this seem to be more infrequent because gay men can be more open in the urban religious community. I could be wrong. I could be wrong.
By the way, when did we decide that we would call the opposite of being gay, "straight"?
Just a question. If anyone wants to acknowledge it, please do.
Hey, "corny" and "cheesy". Let's think about this for a minute. What else could we have come up with to describe something dull and uninteresting? ricey? potatoey? mayonnaiseonly? pasta-ey? Ok, this is getting ridiculous. Let's stop.
On to the subject at hand. Gay people.
Trust me folks, I have nothing against gay people. Actually I do have one bone to pick with the gay men of the universe. Stop hogging all the halter tops!!! It is so hard to find halter tops and body glitter in the summer because of all the gay pride celebrations going on. Stay out of Windsor and Forever 21, that's my territory.
Speaking of territory, homos have completely taken over the churches. I remember when there was that one token gay dude in the church that directed the choir. No one ever really acknowledged his gayness except for the occasional comment about him being "funny". Yes, his pants were a couple of sizes too small and he wore finger waves in his hair but he could sing his a$$ off!
This is another thing you can add to the long list of differences between black and white people. In the catholic churches gay men were given a bad rep by the priests who molested young boys. Not to say that the same does not happen in the black churches but things such as this seem to be more infrequent because gay men can be more open in the urban religious community. I could be wrong. I could be wrong.
By the way, when did we decide that we would call the opposite of being gay, "straight"?
Just a question. If anyone wants to acknowledge it, please do.
posted by Mary at 12:00 PM
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