Tuesday, September 27, 2005

VH1 Hip Hop Honors

Let's see. Is there anything that I'd like to talk about today?

Ah yes, the VH1 Hip Hop Honors. Great show and I wish it were longer but there were alot of great moments. It was even nice seeing Mc Lyte work the gold carpet. I'm sure the gold carpet idea was born out of the fact that rappers love their bling bling but back in the day it was all about the gold. Fat rope chains, four finger rings, and door knocker earrings. Yeah booyyyy!

Anyway, my favorite moments was the Salt N' Pepa/En Vogue reunion. They performed the hit song, Whatta Man and sounded just as good as they did ten years ago. I loved their outfits and hairstyles but I want to be Salt when I grow up. These ladies have to be in their fifties by now but they look great.

Oh...my...god! You will never guess what just came on the radio? Foxy Brown's I Needa Man.

Boy is that song appropriate right now. Is she calling her man "doodoo" in the song? That's not important. What's important is that I feel what she's saying. I can feel her angst and not just because I'm single but because I don't even have a jumpoff.

"Maybe a dude with no kids." "A dude that aint afraid of marriage or pushing a baby carriage. Whoa." Yeah, Foxy aint never lied.

"Ladies throw your hands up high, and tell these dudes no longer we gon' cry. It's a new year now..." Cut. Whatever happened to The Fever album?

I'm listening to 93.1 The Beat, a Miami radio station and Aaliyah's If Your Girl Only Knew is playing now. Love that song too.

But back to the hip hop honors, Nelly did a great L.L. impersonation. Even when he took off his shirt off he was able to compete with the great James Todd Smith as far as muscular build. I was pleasantly surprised at how cut Nelly was.

Wait. Now they're playing 112's Anywhere. "Here we are all alone. You and me - privacy...Candy lips are calling me, between your legs..." wow, how interesting.

Excuse while I go masterbate in the company bathroom...

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