Can't Get Enough Of Those Homos!

I knew Rosie O'Donnell was gay a long time ago.

People seemed so shocked and surprised all because she had a crush on Tom Cruise. Come on. Tom Cruise is just as gay as she is. And you can have a crush on the opposite sex and not be gay. I've had a crush on Sara Stokes from Making The Band since the show aired and no one suspects that I'm a lesbian.


That's a hot outfit, but girl yo' eyebrows are turning me on!

Actually, at this point I'm sure multitudes of people are questioning my sexuality.

I'm surprised there isn't a gay network on television yet. or maybe there is...


Makes one wonder, doesn't it.

No, seriously. With the Ellen's, Rosie's, and The Queer Eye's of tv land there is sure to be some type of channel in the works that is committed to the celebration of gay pride. I am also sure that it will be called The Rainbow Network or TRN for short.

(Steal my idea and I will slice the penises and strap ons clear off your bodies)
Not sure how painful slicing off a strap on would be but trust me, you don't want to find out sister!

Let me take this opportunity to ask a question that's been plaguing me for some time. What is the plural for penis? Is it A. peni or B. penum. The Kidd and I have had this argument before and I wonder if either of us is right. And in what instance would you ever need to use the plural of penis?

If you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to say penis in the plural sense, please make proper grammer your last priority. You have a bigger issue on your hands (or in your...aw forget it)

Let's see. What else do I want to say about gays....

Oh, yeah. Women please, stop exploiting the homo. I got your number ladies. Every single one of you divas just have to have that one gay male friend. I can see through all that Maybelline.

All of you are phonies!! Just like the white woman who says, "I have black friends" this is your way of saying, "See. I accept faggots. I have one sitting in my living room right now just waiting to go shopping". Phony.

You don't really like them. You use them like accessories and parade them around the mall to prove that you have an open mind and that you're not so far up your own booty that you can't embrace lifestyles that are different from yours. Phony.

Keep up with the trends, girlfriend. Didn't you hear? Gay is the new black. Everyone has to have one this season.

I know I got one in my closet. Do you?