When I was a kid...Part VI

I truly hope that's how you write "six" in ramen noodles - I mean, Roman numerals.

Fight, fight! A nigger and a white!

Who grew up on pseudo-nursery rhymes such as these? Not that you would want to recite these to your newborn baby but these kids learn these songs from somewhere...

Remember the one that went,
I like coffee, I like tea. I like a nigger-boy and he likes me. So jump back white boy, you don't shine. I'll get a nigger-boy to beat your behind. He'll beat it rough, he'll beat it tough. He'll beat it 'til you had enough. Last night, the night befo', I met my boyfriend at the candy sto'. He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake. He brought me home with a belly ache. Momma, Momma I feel sick. Call the doctor quick, quick, QUICK! Doctor, Doctor will I die? He said "all you have to do is count to five." One, two, three, four, five -I'm alive!

then there were some that did not contain racial slurs. But they were no better. Check this one out:
Everybody's doing it, doing it, doing it.
Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it, chewing it.
Thinking it's candy, but really it's not.
It's a hot snot sundae with a booger on top.

"A hot snot sundae"? How creative!
and...

Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on his mother.
Every time he hit a bump
he had a baby brother.
or
Yankee Doodle went to town
riding on a rockit.
Stuck his finger up his butt
and found some Hershey Chocolate

Did people really use socks for condoms before they were invented? Maybe they used panty hose?