When in Rome...The History of the Condom

I read something really disturbing.

I learned that in Rome, warriors wore tubes on their penis which they obtained from the intestines of enemies they killed. Sometimes they wore the intestinal tubes of animals like sheep, goat etc.

The first modern condom was developed in 1921, when a factory worker in Akron, OH, Alfred Trojan, accidentally dunked his erect penis into a vat of vulcanized rubber. His condom empire now consists of $50 million in sales to over 40 countries around the world, but his once-proud penis was reduced to a blackened, shriveled twig.

OK, so maybe that last part was a bit exaggerated. But the rest is all true.

So much for socks and panty hose, this is far worse. Can you imagine using human intestines to wrap your penis just for a few moments of pleasure?

Some of you can go longer but I imagine these intestines, whether human or otherwise, smelled something like chitlins and hog mog. Can you really stand the smell of that while having sex?

Not only that, but the condoms were used to prevent pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases but don't you think you're prone to more diseases and infections by putting raw animal stomach inside your body? Not to mention the fact that these condoms were deemed REUSABLE!