My First Roller Skating Experience

Ok, I know what you're thinking. No, I haven't been under a rock. No, I haven't been in prison. And no, I did not get abducted by aliens.

I just never had an opportunity to go skating. I've been to a roller skating rink before as a child but I didn't get a chance to skate.

But I had a wonderful time. I did not fall on my own, I got clipped quite a few times and my back, legs, and arms are still sore.

Nothing more to say about that...

That was Friday night/Saturday morning because the event was from 12am-3:30am. Saturday night I went to Club Alchemy which is a place you cannot frequent but I've only been there once before and that was months ago.

So, I have my usual sex on a beach and I get kinda tipsy. The bartender gave me an actual straw with my drink which has never happened to me before because it was like one of those 7-11 Big Gulp straws. And I'm not a drinker but I see this straw and absentmindedly inhale my drink within 2 minutes.

Then I met a guy who tells me how pretty I am and how much he wants me. He asked me if I wanted a drink and I say yes. The bartender brings me another sex on a beach (is it sex on a beach or sex on the beach?) Again, theres a big straw in it and I drink this one in 1 minute.

I think I invited about 5 guys to my place that night. Luckily I wasn't that drunk and realized that I was using poor judgement so I went home by myself that night.

My best friend drove and I use the word "best" loosely because she did something I won't forget. She had absolutely nothing to drink that night and she kept saying how drunk I was...but when we got to her house and I got in my car to drive 20 minutes back home, she said absolutely nothing.

She did not offer to let me sleep off some of the drunken whoredness, she did not offer to drive me home and spend the night at my house, she didn't offer to drop me off home and then I can pick up my car the next day - nothing! HAS SHE EVER HEARD THE SLOGAN "FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DRINK AND DRIVE"?!?!?!

Well, as you can see, I make it home in one piece but no thanks to her.

I've made a decision to never get drunk again. I thought I had people around me that would look out for me but I was wrong. From now on, I'll have to look out for myself and I have to be sober to do a good job at that.

Omigod, I'm getting old!!!!!!