VMA'S part II

So what came next???

Oh yeah, R. Kelly unveiled a new chapter to his latest masterpiece "Trapped in the Closet". He acted out all parts by himself and as I watched his performance I realized how smart of a move that was. The performance was very entertaining; it was funny watching him act out the gay and female parts of the song.

I could dedicate an entire post to this performance alone but in short, this chapter was about Rufus, his lover, and his wife. After being torn between the two, he eventually decides to go back to his wife - and everyone applauded. I was just waiting for them to put the camera on Jay-Z to get his reaction to the show but....

I missed Shakira's performance : (

I meant : )

Diddy talked about his many name changes and had a slideshow to prove how much he's changed over the years. He also talked about name changes that never made it past the boardroom such as Seanye West and Sean Dalessa Diddy Rice.

I thoroughly enjoyed The Killers' performance which was set up like a suburban pool party. Brandon Flowers, lead singer of the Killers, was sweating so much I was hoping someone would throw him into the pool.

Lil' Kim looked better than she has in a long time but someone should really stop her from putting collagen in her lips. Her breasts look bigger for some reason. Maybe she's planning ahead and will sell milk for soups in prison. You know how much those jailbirds love top ramen noodles...

Ludacris wins his first MTV award without Usher.

I absolutely loved how Snoop came out a did the duet with Biggie at the end of the tribute. It was if they were consciously bridging the old gap between east and west coast hip hop.

Then Fat Joe hosted a segment of the awards that honored the "reggaetoneras" (if I'm spelling that right but that's what they called them) - Don Omar, Tego Calderon, and Daddy Yankee came out and did their thing. But, as I'm sure everyone is aware, Fat Joe ended the segment by announcing how safe he feels with all the police protection courtesy of G-Unit.

So, eventually G-Unit comes out to do their "melody" - as 50 so eloquently put it. But I just couldn't understand why they were playing tamborines during 50's performance??? How you doin' 50?

I could not *bleeping* enjoy this *bleeping* set because *bleep*, there were so many *bleeping* cuss *bleeping* words that I couldn't *bleeping* under*bleeping*stand what they were *bleeping* say*beep*ing!

But after all that *bleeping*, at the end G-Unit had some choice words for Fat Joe. They called him a few names and made some vulgar comments that MTV conveniently let slip through the editing cracks.

But my real concern is this: Why is 50 still wearing those gay a$$ tank tops?! They look like halter tops...

I'm stopping here because I simply don't have time to write anymore.

Tonight, I'm leaving for Virginia Beach and I intend on having a post free weekend. I will be back on Tuesday to write about my adventures and maybe I'll have some pictures : )

I will have finally been to the beach and I will swim in the ocean for the first time.

Wish me well!