I make Kool-Aid wit my family...

Du-da-da-da da du-da-dah. I make pitcher after pitcher. Du-da-da-da da du-da-dah.

Remember that from Def Comedy Jam? I do!

It's the Kool-aid man!


I once heard someone say that kool-aid isn't something you drink when you're thirsty. It's something you drink when you can't find crack. So true. So true. I mean, Kool-Aid's predecessor was called Fruit-Smack.

And then, somewhere along the line, someone decided kool-aid was a good subsitute for hair dye. This was when black chicks rocked purple, green, and pink hair before the white girls found it fashionable.

But who used to collect Kool-Aid points? Me too!

But what did these points get you?


Who would play with this doll?! Oh boy. I remember having a kool-aid can full of these points. But for what? I never ordered anything. I mean the catalog had stuff like this...



And then they had the nerve to say things like, "but don’t delay, because these items are only available while supplies last!"

What?! While supplies last? I don't think you have to worry about that Kool-Aid people.

But this kool-aid Atari game must've been cool...


actually...no.