American Idol Rap by Chris Wylde

Stop lookin’ cause ya’ll can’t find a better man
Damn San Fran I’m the man with the better plan
Roof!
Where my dawg at? Roof! Randy Jack-son, droppin’ fat son
Droppin’ weight, change the waist on his slacks son.

What about the one with the wisecrack, son?
Simon Cowell. S dot Cowell.
Spell it out, and yes it spells scowl
Always on the prowl, don’t make him growl,
but recognize that you wise like the owl.

Oooh I gotta thank God and Jesus. I gotta thank Anesha.
Oh my Gosh, look it’s TV’s Moesha
Yo, yo, Q you know your girl being dandy,
better known as Brandy and she be some eye candy.

Whooeee Yoooee Paula Abdul she
so hot yo yo she’s so cool she
so fine I’m inclined to drool
Wanna sip wine and recline by the pool?
“Not tonight Chris I gotta headache,” -take a Midol
Girl you lookin’ at the next American Idol.

Please excuse me but the nerd in me just loves this so much I had to post it here...