Happy New Year?
When do people stop saying "Happy New Year"? I mean, come on people, it's starting to sound ridiculous. Yeah, it's 2006 but it's also Thursday - one more day until the first Friday of the year.
Speaking of first Friday, there is an event happening tomorrow at the casino and I had planned on attending but my plans have changed. First of all, I found out it will cost $50 to get in. Secondly, I have glasses now. I aint wearing glasses with fishnet stockings.
I'm having the lasik eye surgery in a couple of weeks and you're not supposed to wear contacts. So I hastily purchased a pair of the cheapest glasses money could buy. They look ok.
Anyway, I accomplished more firsts before leaving 2005 behind. I went to a sushi bar for the first time, I ate swordfish for the first time, and I ate with chopsticks for the first time! Kane was more of an expert at this than I but I quickly caught on much to his amusement. It took me a long time to eat though.
A lot of people had to cancel their New Year's Eve plans due to the snowy weather we experienced but that didn't stop us. Plus it wasn't snowing in New York.
We're supposed to go on a ski trip next week. That should be eventful. I've never been skiing (surprise! surprise!) so it will be another accomplishment to start off the new year.
I just thought of something. It's 2006. Three more years until my high school reunion. That means, three more years before people start saying, "I thought she was dead."
I know, it sounds gruesome and harsh but the reality is that I try to stay out of the spotlight. I don't like being spotted by old high school acquaintances. Out of sight, out of mind. And if I see someone from back then in aisle six at the supermarket, I quickly scurry over to aisle eighteen. I don't want them looking at the items in my cart like, "Hmmm. Diapers, condoms, douche, and salisbury steak, huh. I knew she was a freak."
I mean, who the f@#$ eats salisbury steak?
Speaking of first Friday, there is an event happening tomorrow at the casino and I had planned on attending but my plans have changed. First of all, I found out it will cost $50 to get in. Secondly, I have glasses now. I aint wearing glasses with fishnet stockings.
I'm having the lasik eye surgery in a couple of weeks and you're not supposed to wear contacts. So I hastily purchased a pair of the cheapest glasses money could buy. They look ok.
Anyway, I accomplished more firsts before leaving 2005 behind. I went to a sushi bar for the first time, I ate swordfish for the first time, and I ate with chopsticks for the first time! Kane was more of an expert at this than I but I quickly caught on much to his amusement. It took me a long time to eat though.
A lot of people had to cancel their New Year's Eve plans due to the snowy weather we experienced but that didn't stop us. Plus it wasn't snowing in New York.
We're supposed to go on a ski trip next week. That should be eventful. I've never been skiing (surprise! surprise!) so it will be another accomplishment to start off the new year.
I just thought of something. It's 2006. Three more years until my high school reunion. That means, three more years before people start saying, "I thought she was dead."
I know, it sounds gruesome and harsh but the reality is that I try to stay out of the spotlight. I don't like being spotted by old high school acquaintances. Out of sight, out of mind. And if I see someone from back then in aisle six at the supermarket, I quickly scurry over to aisle eighteen. I don't want them looking at the items in my cart like, "Hmmm. Diapers, condoms, douche, and salisbury steak, huh. I knew she was a freak."
I mean, who the f@#$ eats salisbury steak?
posted by Mary at 4:49 PM
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My reunion is this year!!!
--Smurfette
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