Dime, Dime, Quarter, Dollar

I had an amazing weekend. But it's too graphic for me to reveal all the juicy details. Let's just say you would think I'm a slutbag/whore/under-the-hood rat.

With that said, lets talk about what this post is really about - sex.

Should girlfriends provide details to one another about their sex life? I always thought this to be a major mistake that many women make. Am I correct in saying so?
I think, and there's always the exception to the rule, women should not reveal anything good or bad about their mate. No matter how good the intentions are, the confidant will always throw it back in your face.

For example, Bocha always complained to Biga about her boyfriend Bosley. Bosley broke up with Bocha and Biga says to Bocha that she shouldn't be so upset because she always complained about him in the first place.

Another example would be how Bocha always told Biga about how big Bosley's spurt reynolds was. Eventually Biga wanted to test the waters and begged Bosley to prove if he was as big as Bocha says he is. Yeah. They had sex. And yeah. That is why Bosley and Bocha broke up.

See what I mean?

But, it's all about me. This year was the longest I've gone without having sex. I mean, I went months and months being alone and it was hard. Especially since everyone I knew had a boyfriend/girlfriend. Now that I've re-experienced the beauty of the orgasm I can't give it up.

Sperm is like a valium to me. And I think I'm addicted because now I have to have it all the time. And if I actually had the time I'd probably do it all day. I hope this is just a phase because if I don't get help soon I'll probably try to shoot it up my arm.