Scared Money Don't Make Money

At least that's what the hustlers tell me. I need money. It's as simple as that. I'm not flat broke at the moment but trust me, I will be. So, in order to stay ahead of the game, I need to get a second job.

I thought about stripping but I can't dance. The next best thing would be to bartend. I looked into bartender training and it seems promising. The only thing is the course costs about $400. I should just splurge on it right? Scared money don't make money....I may be able to afford it in about 5 months.

Everyone seems to be hiring for seasonal jobs. I might try to work at a department store in the mall or something but I'll just spend all my extra money before I even get to work. I'm addicted to shopping and one of the things I do to curb that appetite is stay out of the mall.

But, I must say I'm not doing a great job at saving money. I took my son to the circus, I bought tickets to a Lyfe concert, and I'm going to a masquerade ball tomorrow night.

I'm going to the ball as a madame. I got the black teardrop hat with the black veil, black satin suit with leopard fur trim, black satin gloves, and black cane. I'm pimpin' homey!

I'm gonna have my makeup done at the Mac makeup counter in Filene's and I'm going for an ultra dramatic look. Too bad the camera in my phone broke, I would send pictures to the site. Oh well.

Anyway, someone please send me ideas on how to make extra money. Or tell me where I can get dance lessons so I can get this stripper thang poppin'...