Bull Feces!

Do you know someone who doesn't like to curse so they make up things to say in place of the cuss words?

Hence the title of this post...

Anyway, I couldn't post anything for the past few days and I'm sure everyone missed the heck out of me.

Did you? Well, you're probably the only one and I applaud you for not jumping on the bandwagon.

Was I making a point? Oh yeah, "Why Dog's Smell Each Other's Butts"

When Coyote asked to join in the sweat bath, the dogs refused him. 'You are too unclean,' they told Coyote, 'you are not a dog.' So the dogs undressed for their bath and entered the sweat lodge without him.

Coyote envied the glossy fur coats the dogs had hung outside the lodge. He thought of stealing them, but he decided not to. Instead he threw the long coats in a great pile, and wiped his muddy feet across them.

Then he set fire to the sweat lodge roof and said in a loud voice, "Oh what will the dogs do now, Coyote has taken their fur!" From behind a rock, Coyote sat laughing as the naked dogs rushed into the cold out-of-doors, grabbing for a coat, afraid there might be too few to cover everyone.

Years later, as the story goes, with every dog zipped into someone else's fur, dogs smell each other's butts, looking for their own.

Meanwhile, Coyote is still grinning off in the hills somewhere, rolling in red dirt, thinking how crude it is to be a dog, how much more clean, how much more fun to be Coyote!