Whatever Happened To...? Part IV (special request)

You asked for it and dagnabit you shall have it! The masses having been screaming: "Where is Tevin Campbell?!"

Well folks, apparently he's alive and not doing well. Tevin went back to Africa.

I'm not kidding. Tevin was most recently spotted in southern Uganda running out on a hefty hotel bill.

So last time we heard from this cherub faced munchkin he was no longer a cherub faced munchkin. He got taller! He grew facial hair!! and clutch the pearls he's gay!!!

Allegedy, Mr. I'm Ready was arrested and pleaded no contest to soliciting oral sex from an undercover (male) LA police officer. This incident occured back in 1999, that year he recorded his final studio album. That's right Tevin, gracefully bow out...and I emphasize "gracefully" ms. thang. (two snaps up)

I shouldn't make light of his gayness. Everyone knew he was a homo and I say that in the highest regard. Remember when people used to say "gaylord"? But I can sympathize with poor little Tevin - it must have been really difficult for him to pretend to like Ashley on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. But I guess that's what acting is all about.

Come back to the world, Tevin. We need you! Actually, we don't but pretend that we care and record another album so I can have a nice hearty laugh at your expense.

Was that mean? So what.