My first nightclub experience...

Yeah you read that right. I'm 23 years old and last night I went to a club for the first time. I was so disappointed.

Never seen so many beautiful women dressed like street hookers. I guess I need to get out more because apparently this has been going on for ages. They crave that type of attention from men even if its purely sexual.

My good friend Ms. Thomas asked me to go out and I happily accepted the offer. I was excited to finally see what all the buzz is about. Whenever I go out at night its usually to dinner and a movie. I'm not sure if a club is a step up or a step down...

But, I must confess that I cannot dance. Again, your eyes do not deceive you, I am a young black female with no rhythm. Well, actually I should say no rhythm on the dancefloor. The boudoir is a whole 'nother story! And don't get it twisted I can work the pole too.

Speaking of which, today I saw the chiro again. I did not seduce him. I kept my hands to myself and just let the massage table go to work on my back. I had the Lyfe cd blasting in the background. The entire office could hear it pretty clearly and everyone loved it! I told you he was the man!!!!

I'm trying to get on his promo team. Lyfe, if by some chance you are reading this, don't waste time- go ahead and shoot yourself now. You've officially hit rock bottom. Stop reading!!!!