Massage Therapy

If I hadn't mentioned it before, I was in a car accident April 18, 2005. It wasn't a big deal but the front driver's side of my car is dented and I feel a lot of pain in my back and shoulder blade area. And I say that to say this...

not that I think a lawyer is going to read this (because it was the other guys fault) it's just that I've recently found a chiropractor that can help me with this pain.

He tried to seduce me.

First he wanted me to wear my cowboy hat throughout the entire session. He said he was a cowboy and liked to ride...hmmmmmm. Then he asked me to lie down on my stomach and he began to massage my back and arms. Suddenly I felt him tickling me! I laughed because I'm extremely ticklish but I warned him that from now on I am only sitting in the massage chair for 15 minutes then I'm leaving.

But then I thought about it. He was kinda cute and next appointment I might ask him for another massage. If he can do that for me is he willing to massage anywhere I asked him to?

My thighs are aching a little. Among other places. I'll have to wear a skirt that day. Did I ever mention that I did the same thing to my gyn? Now he's hot... Oh god he's so hot.

I hope you know that I'm joking. Or maybe I'm not. I'm so not joking. Just kidding.