The Free Pregnancy Test

I know you've seen the pregnancy tests that give you the extra free test. Why on earth would anyone need an extra pregnancy test? What kind of under the hood rat buys these?! I would think if you almost got pregnant once, you'd be a little more cautious the second time around. But no... you end up using the test the very next month. Or so I've heard.

Then there are those who test and get the results, but somehow feel the need to re-test. You complete waste of bones! (my, what an interesting pun) Next time (and there will be a next time), use a little more restraint and make him wear a condom... hey, they ARE tested on animals. Save that extra test for your even sluttier friend who has a lifetime refill for the emergency contraceptive pill.

And then you see the pregnancy test with TWO free tests inside. Need I say more?

http://plannedparenthood.com Oh, and get tested. Have them check everything from HIV to rabies...cough-cough, woof-woof.