My first blog.

Well, I am new. This is my first time creating a blog and my first time posting something that ANYONE will have access to..if I'm understanding this whole thing.
If anybody has suggestions comments or advice please offer it..I have an open mind.
Let's get to the whole idea of blogging. I guess I'm supposed to say something personal...profound...thought-provoking even. Not now. Kids- I cant' even begin to tell you the stress I'm under at the moment. That is why I have turned to the world of Blog...I need a distraction...a place to vent.. Holy shit I'm doomed. I'm sitting here talking to no one and every one at the same time. Is this a step and half away from crazy? or am I there already? I'm not sure...

Help.

I am 23. I am girl...which you probably could not have guessed by my blog name- cock pushups. Oh that? That's just a nod to one of my favorite rock groups Tenacious D. I'm not a big rock fan and for those of you familiar with the D...it's just comedy.

I am silly at times.

I can be sarcastic...or not. I can be serious too. Trust me, I get deeper than your sneaker, homie.

I am 5 feet 2 inches and one hundred and ten pounds of pure redbone...

We'll talk more later.

Peace in the middle east...