Don't you hate it when...
Don't you just hate it when you're in the grocery store and people find it necessary to look into your shopping cart?
This drives me crazy.
I was in Walmart last night and the shoppers were vicious. No one was paying attention to where they were going. I had to navigate my way around some half-wits and give others dirty looks because they seemed to find the items in my cart particularly interesting.
Yeah I picked up a pregnancy test, some K-Y Jelly, condoms, a porterhouse steak and a box of Monistat-7, but that doesn't give you permission to not so subtly gawk at my selections.
Maybe it was the steak. I am really petite so maybe they were wondering if I was gonna eat it all by myself...or maybe it was like the Imus In The Morning game, which doesn't belong and why?
Over 99% accurate. Not for internal use.
Creates a warming sensation on contact. Truly, it does!
Special reservoir end...Tested on animals!
Succulent, juicy, tender. Makes you want to lick the butcher's fingers...
In case of accidental ingestion please seek psychological help.
This drives me crazy.
I was in Walmart last night and the shoppers were vicious. No one was paying attention to where they were going. I had to navigate my way around some half-wits and give others dirty looks because they seemed to find the items in my cart particularly interesting.
Yeah I picked up a pregnancy test, some K-Y Jelly, condoms, a porterhouse steak and a box of Monistat-7, but that doesn't give you permission to not so subtly gawk at my selections.
Maybe it was the steak. I am really petite so maybe they were wondering if I was gonna eat it all by myself...or maybe it was like the Imus In The Morning game, which doesn't belong and why?
Over 99% accurate. Not for internal use.
Creates a warming sensation on contact. Truly, it does!
Special reservoir end...Tested on animals!
Succulent, juicy, tender. Makes you want to lick the butcher's fingers...
In case of accidental ingestion please seek psychological help.
posted by Mary at 4:01 PM
1 Comments:
Hey you are too funny. I can't wait to see what else you have to say.
I hope most of these stories aren't true but if they are you rock anyway.
Keep up the good work.
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