You know I'm not gon' dis you on the internet...Part I
My apologies to you... in advance.
I've done some mean things over the years and this is my public apology to those I have hurt/offended/pissed off etc. etc. all the above and so on and so forth.
Lets start with someone who will immediately know who they are once I finish telling this story.
Yesterday someone asked me how you were doing and they also made a disturbing comment about the number of children you have fathered these past few months. They quickly recanted their statement saying and I quote, "I shouldn't have said that; he's a grown man." To which I replied, "No he's not. He's a man but he hasn't grown in years."
I really hope you're not reading this. Then again, your probably not because you have to be over 5 ft to ride this roller coaster. You probably can't even reach the keyboard for that matter... I really hope you're not reading this...
On to bigger and better things...
That was mean. But nothing compares to what I did in the fifth grade. I had a best friend that I always sat with on the bus and we stuck together when we went on field trips and such. I must confess that I liked being with her on field trips because while my mom used to give me $2 for these trips, her parents would give her $20.
On the way back from one trip, she had $5 left and happened to lose it. At least she thought she did. I actually saw it lying next to her while she was asleep on the bus. I picked it up and put it in my pocket. Hey, it's not like I stole it right? Right?
I don't think that was stealing.
Anyway, I ended up acting like I found it. I gave it to her and we became even closer friends because of it - until I tripped her during a race a few days later. Hey, I was tired of coming in second place all the time!
But that wasn't stealing was it? I should've kept the money.
I've done some mean things over the years and this is my public apology to those I have hurt/offended/pissed off etc. etc. all the above and so on and so forth.
Lets start with someone who will immediately know who they are once I finish telling this story.
Yesterday someone asked me how you were doing and they also made a disturbing comment about the number of children you have fathered these past few months. They quickly recanted their statement saying and I quote, "I shouldn't have said that; he's a grown man." To which I replied, "No he's not. He's a man but he hasn't grown in years."
I really hope you're not reading this. Then again, your probably not because you have to be over 5 ft to ride this roller coaster. You probably can't even reach the keyboard for that matter... I really hope you're not reading this...
On to bigger and better things...
That was mean. But nothing compares to what I did in the fifth grade. I had a best friend that I always sat with on the bus and we stuck together when we went on field trips and such. I must confess that I liked being with her on field trips because while my mom used to give me $2 for these trips, her parents would give her $20.
On the way back from one trip, she had $5 left and happened to lose it. At least she thought she did. I actually saw it lying next to her while she was asleep on the bus. I picked it up and put it in my pocket. Hey, it's not like I stole it right? Right?
I don't think that was stealing.
Anyway, I ended up acting like I found it. I gave it to her and we became even closer friends because of it - until I tripped her during a race a few days later. Hey, I was tired of coming in second place all the time!
But that wasn't stealing was it? I should've kept the money.
posted by Mary at 11:17 AM
4 Comments:
Hell yeah thats stealing. You should feel bad. But yeah, you should have kept it.
I'm addicted to your blogs. You amaze me at how well you write. Not for anything but I had no idea you had it in you. It's amazing. I have a journal at LiveJournal.com but I havent really updated it. I'm not good with this but I enjoy reading them alot
Keep my likeness out of your posts young lady!!! I shouldn't even have to tell you who this is. I'll expose you as the criminal you are!!!
I'm sorry...I'm not sure if I know who you are Mr. Kidd... can you please send a nude picture so I can verify who you are? or if you'd kindly post the length and width of your penis that would suffice. Thanks!
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