Flavored Condoms and Peanut Allergies

Can someone please explain the purpose of fruit flavored condoms? I've been tossing and turning night after night trying to figure this out. Help.

Ok. I understand the manufacturers of Trogan and Magnum want to get all creative and market a new product. However, what does my vagina gain from a fruit flavored condom?

I mean, can it taste it? Please someone fill me in because I'm lost.

Unless people are giving oral sex with condoms on. I believe Superhead claimed she used a condom on Jay-Z when she offered her services to him. Maybe she likes fruit flavored rubber. If I were into that, I'd prefer the strawberry flavored kind.

And what about edible underwear? Which reminds me of those who are unfortunate enough to have peanut allergies. I understand that peanut allergies can be deadly and people should utilize every precaution to avoid having a serious allergic reaction.

With that said, watch out when tossing salads ladies and gentleman. I had a flashback this weekend of my little cousin scooting down my grandma's porch in his leaky diaper - trailing a mixture of poop and (gasp!) peanuts. Now, I'm not sure who gave him peanuts or how they magically became whole again, but the fact is - they were there.

So be safe around these holidays. I know people like to get freaky and try different things because you're in the holiday spirit, but if you have a peanut allergy stay away from the no-zone. I'm just sayin'.