Wednesday, December 14, 2005

I'm back, son! Sunshine is in the building!

Why do people say that? Yo yo yo, Juelz Santana is in the building ladies and gentlemen! And this doesn't quite work if you don't have that cocky NY accent. And you got to have a touch of moron in there too. I swear people sound like a$$holes when they say things like that. But, let's move on -

Where to begin?! I've been soo busy and I feel bad not being able to write but I haven't been at a computer for days! Not to mention, my head has been in the freakin' clouds...

Without going into too much detail, let's just say I'm meeting Kane's parents next week and he's also meeting my mom. Interestingly, I don't view him as someone famous or "in the industry" as they say - but as someone I really like and would like to spend more time with.

I have a strong feeling that we'll be together for a very long time. He's that type of good man. And I've begun to really care about him and judging by our conversations, we're both on the same wavelength.

Our timing is quite perfect. I quit my part-time job and now I have more free time to really get to know someone. I've had opportunities like this in the past but just wasn't available enough to spend quality time with the person.

When he reads this site he might have second thoughts though.

I wonder what I should do with his autograph? I'll probably use it as a dustpan or something. That's kind of weird to have your man's autograph isn't it? I don't care how famous they are, it's creepy!

It's been snowing alot where I'm at, and last week I got really sick. Actually, me and the kids were sick. My apartment was starting to smell like a hospital. I missed work for a few days and then the weekend came and I realized I'd spent 5 days in the house.

I got all kinds of advice on how to get better. The sickest thing someone told me to do was to EAT a spoonful of Vicks VaporRub. Has anyone ever heard of this?! When I questioned this person's mental stability he has the nerve to say, "No, you don't just eat the Vicks you sprinkle sugar on it first to make it taste better."

Are you kidding me?

That reminds me of Joe Torrey's home remedy of boiling some orange juice. He claims that you don't drink it but instead you put it in a plastic bag and sit it on your neck. Try that sh!t and see how quick you get third degree burns on your neck.

And I suppose you can rub Vicks VaporRub on the burns to make them heal faster.

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