You know I'm not gon' dis you on the internet Part II

I won't name names. I won't do it. But I will however, tell you about a conversation that I overheard today.

I was in a class about mastering your emotions and the instructor said to everyone, "Sometimes you have to be flexible in a relationship. You have to accept certain things that you don't agree with." The lady sitting next to me said to her friend, "I'm not bending for nobody, I mold my man."

I thought to myself, damn. When she goes home she better take a good look at him because he's not a man.

First of all, you can't change people. Secondly, who wants a man that can be shaped and molded? I prefer a man with a backbone myself...

That was the dumb comment of the day.

Speaking of dumb, I remember someone told me(and again I won't name names)that if I put toothpaste on a burn, it'll disappear by the end of the day. I was young...and gullable. I was curling my hair and burned my forehead with the curling iron.

Now you can imagine that I wanted to get rid of this burn because I thought I was the bomb. No fives! Who still says that??

But I digress...I wanted to make this burn go away asap so I tried the toothpaste method and guess what? It stung like the dickens. The dickens?...I don't have time to go into analyze mode. Let focus on my stupidity shall we?

Three months later I took school pictures and the burn mark was still there.

I've heard of putting toothpaste on pimples though. I've also heard of putting butter on burns. But toothpaste on burns? Maybe you can put butter on pimples...