Ikea: 50 cent hot dogs
Ikea sells hot dogs.
Ikea sells hot dogs for two quarters.
Why doesn't Ikea have a line full of homeless people? Or a line full of starving Ethiopian children? Now I believe the commercial that says for 13 cents a day you can feed a starving family of four.
But wait,there's more. In addition to the hot dog you also get bread, mustard and ketchup! Absurd! How does this happen? We need to put a stop to this. Something is utterly wrong with this picture. How is it possible for them to sell a hot dog for 50 cents and 7-eleven's hot dogs are...well I don't know how much their hot dogs sell for but I'm sure it's more than two quarters.
This reminds me of the Top Ramen soups where you add water then peas, carrots and corn magically appear. It's a conspiracy folks.
And they're 100% beef. Or so they say... I'm sure they're trying to cater to the Muslim community....greedy bastards.
Ikea sells hot dogs for two quarters.
Why doesn't Ikea have a line full of homeless people? Or a line full of starving Ethiopian children? Now I believe the commercial that says for 13 cents a day you can feed a starving family of four.
But wait,there's more. In addition to the hot dog you also get bread, mustard and ketchup! Absurd! How does this happen? We need to put a stop to this. Something is utterly wrong with this picture. How is it possible for them to sell a hot dog for 50 cents and 7-eleven's hot dogs are...well I don't know how much their hot dogs sell for but I'm sure it's more than two quarters.
This reminds me of the Top Ramen soups where you add water then peas, carrots and corn magically appear. It's a conspiracy folks.
And they're 100% beef. Or so they say... I'm sure they're trying to cater to the Muslim community....greedy bastards.
posted by Mary at 5:46 PM
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