Bathroom Break

Ever notice how people in public restrooms get real shy about looking in the mirror when someone else is around. You walk into the bathroom and you can tell that they were just staring in the mirror.

But now that you've walked in they all of sudden want to wash their hands. And here's how you really know they're guilty. You go into the stall and they hang around until your toilet flushes.

Now they want to leave.

As soon as they leave you find yourself looking in the mirror...until someone else walks in.

It's one big cycle.

Another thing that urks me is when someone looks at me funny when I use the handicapped stall. I'm sorry but I like the extra room it provides. And I don't know a single employee who's in a wheelchair!!

Maybe they're trying to prepare themselves in case someone ends up losing use of their legs or gets paralyzed in some freak accident. How pessimistic...


What I don't understand is why do they have a handicap accessible bathroom but there aren't any ramps outside of the building? If they can't get in how the hell are they gonna get to the bathroom?